The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: No moustache could offend any kipper
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Real Lyric: I am waiting
The Misheard: I am whitey
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Real Lyric: Want your bad romance
The Misheard: Monsieur, bad Romans
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Real Lyric: Mister Moonlight!
The Misheard: Mister "Mulan"!
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Real Lyric: Everybody hands go up and they stay there
The Misheard: Everybody hands go up and they stay down
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Real Lyric: O the rising of the sun And the running of the deer
The Misheard: O the rising of the SouthAnd running the John Deeres
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Real Lyric: I am a poor boy, too
The Misheard: I'm a pool boy, too
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Real Lyric: Be my mirror, my sword and shield.
The Misheard: Me, my mirror, my soul, my sheep.
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Real Lyric: My room is the g-spot.
The Misheard: My room is the cheese pot.
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Real Lyric: Head bangers in leather
The Misheard: Ten fingers in leather
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