The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street, through the courtesy of western meat.
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Real Lyric: Stop, in the name of love!
The Misheard: Stop! In the neighborhood.
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Real Lyric: Strummin my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Strummin my 'thang' with his fingers...
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Real Lyric: Hey kid, I've been watching you.
The Misheard: Naked, I've been watching you.
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Real Lyric: Oh Santa! I heard that it's really gonna snow this year So I hope Rudolph and them other 8 reindeer Get you safely here
The Misheard: Oh Santa!I heard that it's really gonna snow this yearSo I hope for a phantom of the ape reindeerBut you're safely here
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Real Lyric: i am in misery, there ain't nobody who can comfort me! girl you really got me bad, you really got me bad
The Misheard: i am in Missouri, their nobody who would come with me! oh its really hot out there, it's really hot out there!
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Real Lyric: Hey - You - Get of of my cloud....
The Misheard: Hey - Euell - Get offa my plow....
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Real Lyric: Just ain't the same without my baby Come on oh Kris Kringle send me help
The Misheard: Just ain't the same without my babyCome on Uncle Sprinkles save me, ha!
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Real Lyric: I was too young, I'll never get that back
The Misheard: I was so young, I never gived a f**k
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Real Lyric: I am cannibal (cannibal, cannibal) I am!
The Misheard: I am cannibal(cat nipple, cat nipple)I am!
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