The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sic 'em on a chicken
The Misheard: Sick of Mona Chicken
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Real Lyric: I smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E....
The Misheard: I spilled tea all over my BLT...
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Real Lyric: I just made you up to hurt myself.
The Misheard: I just fuc*ed you up to hurt myself.
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Real Lyric: My grandma and your grandma Were sittin' by the fire. My grandma told your grandma: "I'm gonna set your flag on fire."
The Misheard: My grandma told your grandma sitting by the fire.My grandma told your grandma"She gonna set your ass on fire"
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Real Lyric: Drag your vessel, punch the clock in.
The Misheard: Drag your pants down, put the c*ck in.
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Real Lyric: Just me and my boss, no worries at all.
The Misheard: Kiss me in the balls, and then in the walls.
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Real Lyric: And grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom
The Misheard: And grizzly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to see how you're doing
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Real Lyric: A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
The Misheard: A big league woman ain't got no soul.
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Real Lyric: Yellow dance in return
The Misheard: Yellow dents in my turd
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Real Lyric: We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach.
The Misheard: We drove to Cali and Aren't You Gonna Beach.
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