The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
The Misheard: Everybody need a bosom called Flo.Someone else heard:-Everybody needs a Possum for a pillow.
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Real Lyric: Just gonna stand there And watch me burn
The Misheard: Just gonna stand thereAnd watch me burp
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Real Lyric: pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: for 20 years i swore they were saying "oh no shoot the umbre'"
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Real Lyric: But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home sitting all alone inside your head.
The Misheard: But no ever tells you that forever feels like cum sitting all alone inside your hand.
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Real Lyric: Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: We're fully natural and fortified.
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Real Lyric: What is the dullest and bluntest of pains, such that my eyes never close without feeling it there? What abject despair demands an end to all things of infinity? If we have gained, how do we now meet the cost? What have we bargained, and what have we lost? What have we relinquished, never even knowing it was there?
The Misheard: What is the dullest and bluntest of pains,such that my eyes never close without feeling itthere?What abject despair demands an endto all things of infinity?If we have gained, how do we now meet thecost?What have we bargained, a
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Real Lyric: She's got whatever it is.
The Misheard: She's gone off with them idiots.
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Real Lyric: "Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo"
The Misheard: "Drop the tiger and laugh at the blood on your hands, Romeo"
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Real Lyric: "Eight Days A Week": "Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me. I ain't got nothin' but l♥ve girl, Eight days a week..."
The Misheard: "Hey Say Louise":"Hold me, l♥ve me, hold me, l♥ve me. I ain't got nothin' but l♥ve girl, Hey say Louise..."
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Real Lyric: Come and kneel with me Body and Soul Come and kneel with me Body and Soul Body and Soul Body and Soul Body and Soul
The Misheard: Come and kneel with me Onion SoulCome and kneel with me Onion SoulOnion Soul Onion Soul Body and Soul
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