The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Quiet and pensive, my thoughts apprehensive, the hours drift away
The Misheard: While I'm dancing my balls are "rehanceing", my hour's pissed away.
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Real Lyric: My brave face
The Misheard: My gray face
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Real Lyric: I've been living in style, unaccustomed as I am
The Misheard: I've been living a lie, it's just the man I am
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Real Lyric: I'm so confused If you only knew She came to give it to you
The Misheard: I'm so on fuse If you wanted news She came and gave it to you
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Real Lyric: I'm your turbo lover
The Misheard: I'm a turd bowl lover
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Real Lyric: Sweets for my sweet, sugar for my honey
The Misheard: Sweets for my sweet, sugarfoam or honey?
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Real Lyric: A devastating backstroke all the way from France
The Misheard: The devil stared in backstroke all the way from France
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Real Lyric: I took your counsel and came to ruin
The Misheard: I took your cancer and came to ruin
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison, down the road that I must travel.
The Misheard: Kyrie, ylang ylang on down the road that I must travel...
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Real Lyric: Roam if you want to
The Misheard: Roll misty one two
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