The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: No longer need to be defensive
The Misheard: No longer need to be the best man
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Real Lyric: I got a pistol for action
The Misheard: I got a pickup *rection
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Real Lyric: I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my systems blow
The Misheard: I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to make my sisters moan
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Real Lyric: Such a long time ago, like a fallen angel You dropped right out of the blue
The Misheard: Such a long time ago, like a fallen angel You drunk drove out of the blue
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy
The Misheard: Play that f***ing music white boy
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Real Lyric: How bout not equating death with stopping
The Misheard: How bout naughty cleaning death with stomping
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Real Lyric: I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter
The Misheard: I'm the firestarter, touristic firestarter
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Real Lyric: These hoes ain't loyal These hoes ain't loyal
The Misheard: These girls ain't lawyers These girls ain't lawyers
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Real Lyric: Look what we've done, look what we've done
The Misheard: The ground beef's done, the ground beef's done
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Real Lyric: Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
The Misheard: Keeps a ten by four up his nose
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