The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothing new, yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say sorry like the angel Heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid
The Misheard: And I need you like a hive needs a beeBut it's not you, yeah yeahI loved you and your underwear, now it's turning mootAnd you say "Hey, sorry but the angel never let me be with you"And I'm afraid
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Real Lyric: You can't run with the foxes and yet hunt with the wolf!
The Misheard: Chillin' with the foxes, gettin' high with the wolf!
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Real Lyric: She loves to move She loves to grove She loves the lovin' things
The Misheard: She loves her roomShe loves her moodShe loves a lotta things
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to call a judge.
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Real Lyric: pick your self up and try again, try again
The Misheard: pick your self up from child care, child care
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Real Lyric: Ich werde nie satt (I’m never satisfied)
The Misheard: I'm wearing knee socks
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Real Lyric: But every time she asks me do I look okay?
The Misheard: But every time she asks me do I love cocaine?
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Real Lyric: There you stood, that'll teach ya.
The Misheard: There you stood, battle teacher.
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Real Lyric: This is Halloween, red and black, slimy green.
The Misheard: This is Halloween, red and black and Soylent Green.
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Real Lyric: Gideon's got a pipe made from a pringles can
The Misheard: Gideon's got an apartment in a pringles can
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