The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's too big, it's too wide It's too strong, it won't fit It's too much, it's too tough He talk like this 'cause he can back it up He got a big ego, such a huge ego I love his big ego, it's too much He walk like this 'cause he can back it up
The Misheard: It's too big, it's too wideIt's too strong, it won't fitIt's too much, it's too toughHe talk like this 'cause he can back it upHe got a big EAGLE, such a huge EAGLEI love his big EAGLE, it's too muchHe walk like this '
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Real Lyric: My obsession from a western- my dance floor date
The Misheard: My obsession father western, my dad's called dave
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Real Lyric: I've been so tired of runnin'
The Misheard: "My skin's so tired of running," then "I'm scared and so tired of running"
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Real Lyric: you got your big G's, I got my hash pipe
The Misheard: you got'cho big che-eeeeeeeze, I got my ass wipe!
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Real Lyric: Now that it's over, I realized Those sweet words you whispered, were nothing but lies
The Misheard: Now that it's over, I realizedThose Greek words yo whispered, were nothing but lies
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four-hundred children.
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Real Lyric: Hit with with your best shot; fire away!
The Misheard: Hit me with your pants down; fire away!
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Real Lyric: Penance now will be his only way
The Misheard: Penis now will be his only way!
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Real Lyric: Do you ever think when your all alone all that we could be. Where all this could go?
The Misheard: Do you ever think when your in your home all that we could be? Wanna stick of gum?
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Real Lyric: I want your drama, the touch of your hand I want your leather studded kiss in the sand I want your love Love, love, love, I want your love (Love, love, love, I want your love) You know that I want you And you know that I need you I want it bad, bad romance I want your love, and I want your revenge You and me could write a bad romance I want your love, and all your love is revenge You and me could write a bad romance Oh, caught in a bad romance Oh, caught in a bad romance
The Misheard: I want the trouble of touchin your headI want your feather. Stud you're kissin the sandI want your loveBlah blah blah. A buncha BlahhBlah blah blah. A buncha blahh You know that I want youAnd you know that I'll eat youI want
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