The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzing around your eyes.
The Misheard: One day you'll be in the ditch, flies buzzing around your ass.
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Real Lyric: You smile, I smile.
The Misheard: You smell, I smell.
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Real Lyric: You should a heard him just around midnight Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
The Misheard: You should a heard him just around midnightSpatula how come you taste so good
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Real Lyric: Like a lovesick crackhead
The Misheard: Like a lovesick kraken
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Real Lyric: When sober girl's around me they be actin' like they drunk.
The Misheard: We sober cause of rum but we be actin like we drunk.
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Real Lyric: Jojo left his home in Tuscan, Arizona For some California grass
The Misheard: Jojo left his home in Tuscan, ArizonaFlossin' California grass
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Real Lyric: I'd wait on you forever and a day hand and foot your world is my world Yeah Ain't no way you're ever gon' get Any less than you should Cause baby You smile I smile (oh) Cause whenever You smile I smile Hey hey hey
The Misheard: I wee'd on you forever and a dayhand and footyour world is my worldYeahAin't no way you're ever gon' getAny less than you shouldCause babyYou smell I smell (oh)Cause wheneverYou smell I smellHey hey hey
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Real Lyric: I want to f*ck you like a animal
The Misheard: I want to f*ck you like an antilope
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Real Lyric: Let me go on, like a blister in the sun.
The Misheard: Let me go whaaa, like a blister in the sun.
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Real Lyric: You live your life like a canary in a coal mine.
The Misheard: You live your live like a canary in a coma.
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