The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Is it so hard to give me one need?
The Misheard: Is it so hard to give me one knee?
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Real Lyric: You make me forget my thoughts
The Misheard: You make me forget my bones
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Real Lyric: This one goes out to the one I love... Fire.
The Misheard: This one goes out to the one I love... Viagra.
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Real Lyric: Hey boy, I really want to see if you can go downtown with a boy like me.
The Misheard: Hey boy, I really want to see if you can go long tongue with a girl at me.
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Real Lyric: I'm your dream, make you real I'm your eyes, when you must steal I'm your pain, when you can't feel Sad but true!
The Misheard: I'm your dream, make you realI'm your eyes, when you must stealI'm your pain, when you can't feelTake control!
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns, bring your friends, It's fun to lose and to pretend, She's overboard and self-assured, Oh, no, I know a dirty word
The Misheard: Load up on girls, bring your fringes,Fun to lose to pre-ten.She's over bored and self a shirt,And oh, I love the dirty work.
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Real Lyric: Awake on my airplane Awake on my airplane My skin is bare
The Misheard: Let go my airplaneLet go my airplaneMy skin is cold
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Real Lyric: Man I aint gettin' nowhere
The Misheard: Hey, let's get with it, oh yeah.
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Real Lyric: In back of the roadhouse they got some bungalows
The Misheard: In back of the roadhouse they got someone to love
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Real Lyric: I was raised in the projects
The Misheard: I was squeezed in the butt cheeks
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