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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Buckcherry

    Song: Lit Up

    Real Lyric: I cracked the door for the curious girl, 'cause she's waiting, she's been waiting

    The Misheard: I cracked a dump on a curious girl,'cause she waiting, she's been waiting

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    Artist: The Irish Rovers

    Song: Nancy Whiskey

    Real Lyric: Whisky, Whisky, Nancy Whiskey. Whisky, Whisky Nancy-o.

    The Misheard: Whisky, Whisky, Nazi Whiskey. Whisky, Whisky Nazi-o.

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    Artist: Overzero

    Song: In My Bedroom

    Real Lyric: I need you in my bedroom tonight.

    The Misheard: I need you in my bathroom tonight.

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: Hot Tottie

    Real Lyric: They call me King Hov, copy?

    The Misheard: They call me King Hoe. Copy?

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    Artist: Cream

    Song: White Room

    Real Lyric: you said no strings could secure you at the station...

    The Misheard: you said no strings could secure you at the station... malformed f**khead...

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: I Fought The Law

    Real Lyric: I fought the law and thet law won

    The Misheard: I fought the log and a narwhal

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    Artist: Salt-n-Pepa

    Song: Push It

    Real Lyric: Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it, babe Coolin' by day, then at night Workin' up a sweat

    The Misheard: Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we're in effectWant you to push it, babeWho's in my day bed and nightWorkin' up a sweat?

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    Artist: Overzero

    Song: In My Bedroom

    Real Lyric: I need you in my bedroom tonight.

    The Misheard: I need you in my bathroom tonight.

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Janie's Got a Gun

    Real Lyric: Her dog day's just begun Now everybody is on the run

    The Misheard: Her doll bid's just be goneNow everybody is on the rum.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Carol of Bells

    Real Lyric: Merry Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas

    The Misheard: Hari Hari Hari Hari Hari Krishna

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