The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Millwall
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Real Lyric: The dose that you die on.
The Misheard: The toast that you dine on.
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Real Lyric: You better wake up, little Johnny, better wake up real soon
The Misheard: You better wake up, little Johnny, better wake up lil' Sue
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Real Lyric: So, drive off the freeway, that wouldn't kill you.
The Misheard: So, drive on the freeway, cause I want to kill you.
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Real Lyric: And the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna warn ya
The Misheard: And the girl in the corner said Boy I wanna bone ya
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Real Lyric: Sing with me, sing for the year
The Misheard: Sing wiener, sing from the ear
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Real Lyric: Is it the look in your eyes? Or is it these dancing shoes?
The Misheard: Is it the look in your eyes? Or is it this dancing goose?
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologise
The Misheard: It's too gay to call the guys
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Real Lyric: How many times must I explain myself? Before I can talk to the boss 'Fore I can talk to the boss
The Misheard: How many time must I display myself? Before I can talk to the walls 'fore I can talk to the walls
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Real Lyric: You're like the perfect mixture of Megan Fox and Katy P.
The Misheard: You're like the perfect mixture of making f***s and can you pee
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