The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got nine lives Cat's eyes
The Misheard: I got nine lives, cat's size
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Real Lyric: You can take the darkness from the tip of the night, and turn it to a beacon burning endlessly bright. I gotta follow it. Because everything I own, now is nothing until I give it to you.
The Misheard: You can put a Tony on the tip of the knight, and turn it into bacon for an endless surprise, I gotta forward it, Cause everything I know, is nothing to till I hear it do you.
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Real Lyric: Fly like a G6
The Misheard: Fly like a cheese stick
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Real Lyric: Those lovely people played just for me
The Misheard: Those ugly people played just for me
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Real Lyric: Life is like a hurricane
The Misheard: Life is like a Burger King
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen...
The Misheard: Gary Bucey...
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Real Lyric: Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
The Misheard: Say I'm the only beet in your bunny
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Real Lyric: It's not far back to sanity
The Misheard: It's not far back to Santa Cruz
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Real Lyric: There's been no one who makes me feel like you do
The Misheard: There's been no one who makes me feel like dew
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Real Lyric: On the edge of oblivion All the world is Babylon And all the love and ev'ryone A ship of fools sailing on
The Misheard: Ah bla blee la blah blee blahBlah blee world is blah blah blahAnd all the blah and ev'ryoneA ship of fools sailing on
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