The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.
The Misheard: Some of those that cut foreskins, are the same that burn crosses.
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Real Lyric: I'll be home I'll beside the phone Waiting for you....
The Misheard: I'll be homeI'll be the xylophoneWaiting for you....
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Real Lyric: Corn everywhere...
The Misheard: Porn everywhere...
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Billie Jean's the Dalai Lama
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Real Lyric: When the evil shredder attacks these turtle boys dont cut him no slack
The Misheard: when the evil shredder attacks these turtle farts will come and fight back
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Real Lyric: Ignite the light and let it shine
The Misheard: Ignite the nightand let it shine
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Real Lyric: Here comes the sun, here comes the sun, And I say It's all right
The Misheard: Here comes the sun,here comes the sun,NiacinIt's all right
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Real Lyric: The further on the edge The hotter the intensity
The Misheard: Booger on the edgeThe hotter the intensity
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Real Lyric: All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
The Misheard: All in all, you're just a nerd breaking the law
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Real Lyric: Back to the meaning of life
The Misheard: Back to the mating dogs! Light!
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