The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The bottle just bit me
The Misheard: The bible just bit me
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Real Lyric: When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
The Misheard: When we drink we do it right gettin scissored
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Real Lyric: Risin' up to the challenge of our rival And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
The Misheard: Risin' up to the challenge of our father And the last known survivor sticks his bread in the knife
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Real Lyric: Let me make you first Oh make it last all night Take me for a ride Oh baby, take me high Let me make you first Make it last all night
The Misheard: Let me make you friesOh make it last all nightTake me for a rideOh baby, make me friesLet me make you friesMake it last all night
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Real Lyric: And be a simple, kind of man.
The Misheard: And be a simple, candid man.
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Real Lyric: Where noone interrupts what we do.
The Misheard: Where noone gives a f*ck what we do.
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Real Lyric: In every direction
The Misheard: Internet direction
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Real Lyric: I'm the only one who can love you like that
The Misheard: I'm the only one who will love Lycra Cat
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Real Lyric: Why can't you say goodnight So you can take me home Mickey.
The Misheard: Why can't you say goodbyeSo welcome to your home, Mickey.
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Real Lyric: Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!
The Misheard: Who you gonna callTHOSE BASTARDS!
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