The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So lie in it, you piece of s**t
The Misheard: You lion-eating piece of s**t
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Real Lyric: Left to guess, left with our cards tight to our chest
The Misheard: Saved the gas light without cops tied to our chest
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Real Lyric: You're a rich girl
The Misheard: You're a b**th girl
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Real Lyric: An' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
The Misheard: An I got a hard-on for the rest of my days
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Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string, bought it at the five-and-dime
The Misheard: I got my first real sex-dream, going at it five in time
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Real Lyric: Perfume came naturally from Paris, for cars she couldn't care less
The Misheard: Perfume came naturally from Paris, from guys she couldn't care less
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Real Lyric: its too late to apologize
The Misheard: it too late to find a job
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Real Lyric: Creole Lady Marmalade
The Misheard: Be your Lady Marmalade
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Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Cause sleeping with me must have damn near killed you
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Real Lyric: I've got a gut feeling
The Misheard: I've got a gun, feel it
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