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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Hole

    Song: Retard Girl

    Real Lyric: See the retard girl, cross-eyed in the schoolyard, Looking for the friend she made.

    The Misheard: See the retard girl, cross-eyed in the schoolyard, Looking for the frenchie maids.

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    Artist: The Wanted

    Song: All Time Low

    Real Lyric: I'm in pieces Seems like peace is

    The Misheard: I'm in piecesSeems like PC's

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: Get your motor runnin'

    The Misheard: b**thin' on an onion

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    Artist: Blur

    Song: Parklife

    Real Lyric: Hand in hand through their... Parklife

    The Misheard: Hand in hand blue bear...Parklife

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: All Shook Up

    Real Lyric: I'm all shook up...

    The Misheard: A martian cup....

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    Artist: Dr. Dre

    Song: Forgot About Dre

    Real Lyric: And muthaf**kas act like they forgot about dre.

    The Misheard: What the f**k is that? We forgot about dre.

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    Artist: Florence + The Machine

    Song: Dog Days Are Over

    Real Lyric: Can you hear the horses, cause here they come.

    The Misheard: Can you hear the horses, aaaa-YEEEEE-ah, EH, YAAAAAA!

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    Artist: Stevie Wonder

    Song: She's A Bad Mamma Jamma

    Real Lyric: She's a bad mamma jamma

    The Misheard: She's a Batman pajama

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    Artist: David Guetta

    Song: Sexy Bitch (Feat. Akon)

    Real Lyric: Had to stop what I'm doing so I can pull up close.

    The Misheard: Had stop what I'm doing so I can put on clothes.

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    Artist: Ricky Martin

    Song: Livin' La Vida Loca

    Real Lyric: Woke up in New York City, in a funky cheap hotel.

    The Misheard: Woke up in New York City. It's a funky chicken town.

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