The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like on a wide screen viewing, going down on her
The Misheard: Like I'm the one extreme human, going down on her
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Real Lyric: Alive and Kicking
The Misheard: Our love is kicking
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Real Lyric: Making love with his ego, Ziggy sucked up into his mind Like a leper messiah
The Misheard: making love with a seagull, ziggy sucked up into his mind like a keopard mousakka
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Real Lyric: Everyone there will give big cheer! Everyone there will have moved here.
The Misheard: Everyone there will give big cheer!Everyone there will have more tear...
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Real Lyric: Poke a double decker on a llama...
The Misheard: Booga booga booga on a llama...
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Real Lyric: Queen of all the night birds
The Misheard: Queen of fallen diapers
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Real Lyric: Dada da da, Dada da da (in the middle)
The Misheard: Private actor! Private actor!
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Real Lyric: I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know, she knows, I'm not Teddy Ruxpin
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Real Lyric: I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari.
The Misheard: I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more retarded.
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Real Lyric: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.
The Misheard: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.I got a claim on an old abandoned coal mine.
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