The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's a right I defend, over and over again
The Misheard: It's a ride at the fair, over and over again!
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Real Lyric: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places.
The Misheard: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and i'm getting him to swallow places!
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Real Lyric: OK...Just a little pin prick...
The Misheard: Cocaine...Just a little pin prick...
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Real Lyric: I will love you endlessly
The Misheard: I will love you, and Leslie
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Real Lyric: Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee, Greenest state in the Land of the Free, Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree, Kilt him a b'ar when he was only three. Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the wild frontier!
The Misheard: Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee,La la la la la la la la la la la,Raised in the woods 'cause his parents couldn't see,Killed in a bar when he was only three,Davy, Davy Crockett King of the wild frontier!
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Real Lyric: Foreign wishes fadin Runnin til your arms drop Dreams it's a point of view
The Misheard: Whole and wishes fadinRight into your armstruck ribsIt's all about you
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Real Lyric: I'm only having fun
The Misheard: I'm Molly, having fun
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm an open book because I know you're mine.
The Misheard: Maybe I'm a nofengoat because I know you're mine.
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Real Lyric: No retreat, believe me, no surrender
The Misheard: Eat cheese baby, mozzarella
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life for his four sausages
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