The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6
The Misheard: Now I'm feelin so fly like a cheese stick
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and theives
The Misheard: Gypsies drive SUV's
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Real Lyric: And when I awoke, I was alone, This bird had flown
The Misheard: and when I awoke, I was alone, deserted room
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Real Lyric: Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news; The king sits on his face, buttons all askew...
The Misheard: Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the nude;The king sits on her face, like Howard Hughes...
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Real Lyric: Lucifer the light (I can't stand the light)
The Misheard: It's a burning light (I can't stand the light)
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Real Lyric: a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
The Misheard: a'she can tell by the pervert that you are
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Real Lyric: Wind blowin' on ya, We're gonna move on and on, Sweating heat, soak you all, Being out will make you crawl all night,
The Misheard: Wind blowin' on ya,We're gonna move on and on,***Swicky hee, suck you off,***Being out will make you crawl all night,
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Real Lyric: Mr Jones and me
The Misheard: Mr Short Bambi
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Real Lyric: It's a right I defend, over and over again
The Misheard: It's a ride at the fair, over and over again!
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Real Lyric: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and I'd get him to swap our places.
The Misheard: If I only could, I'd make a deal with God and i'm getting him to swallow places!
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