The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All the girls are sayin' you'll end up a fool
The Misheard: Harvard girls say you'll end up a fool
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Real Lyric: Felonius my old friend Step on in and let me shake your hand
The Misheard: Baloney is my old friendStep on in and let me shake your hand
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer now tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold Me Closer Tittie Dancer
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Real Lyric: Wild Honey PIE!!!!
The Misheard: MONEY MAN! MONEY MAN.
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Real Lyric: say goodbye to my heart tonight!
The Misheard: take a bite of my heart tonight!
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Real Lyric: it's too late to apologize!
The Misheard: It's too late to buy a child!
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman, bald headed woman to me.
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Real Lyric: Who let the dogs out?
The Misheard: Who likes the dogs out?
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Real Lyric: We're jammin', jammin' And I hope you like jammin' too
The Misheard: We´re German, German,And I hope you like Germans, too.
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Real Lyric: Don't Fear the Reaper
The Misheard: Don't pee in the river.
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