The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to call the chives
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer...
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'...
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Real Lyric: She's from Birmingham (bam-a-lam) Way down in Alabam' (bam-a-lam)
The Misheard: She has long 'burn hair (bam-a-lam)Way down to down there (bam-a-lam)
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Real Lyric: With you in that dress, my thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty.
The Misheard: Would you get undressed? I thought we'd undress. We're not dirty...
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Real Lyric: Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air
The Misheard: Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hips up in the air
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Real Lyric: I've got canned heat in my heels tonight
The Misheard: I've got canned meat in my ears tonight
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer...
The Misheard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza!
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Real Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
The Misheard: Nothing lasts forever, but your a nice guy
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Real Lyric: I'm on my way to the party right now.
The Misheard: I'm on my way to the potty right now.
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Real Lyric: Da da da da, da da da da
The Misheard: Get it up ye, Get it up ye
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