The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus...
The Misheard: ...and bless it is the fruit that I won't, Jesus...
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Real Lyric: I get bored I do get bored In the flat field
The Misheard: I get burned And you get burned In the flat field
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Real Lyric: Hail Mary, full of grace
The Misheard: Hail Mary, full of grass
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Real Lyric: She was lookin' kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin' kinda dumb With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an elf on her forehead
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Real Lyric: Oh no, I do not hook up I fall deep
The Misheard: Oh no, I do not hook up I f*** deep
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Real Lyric: You're just so predictable in every way, I I want you to know I know your game
The Misheard: You're just so predictable in every way, I I want you to know I know you're gay
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Real Lyric: Cat's foot Iron claw Neuro-surgeons screams for more At paranoia's poison door 21st century schizoid man
The Misheard: Cat's hood I ain't Carl No, surgeons screams, come on A poor ananas, poison door 21st century schizoid man
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Real Lyric: Rompin' and a stompin' cause I'm in my prime
The Misheard: Robbin' in a stop because I met mad Brown
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Real Lyric: She's sweet, I'm wild, we're dangerous.
The Misheard: She's sweet, I'm halfway dangerous.
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Real Lyric: Though we're apart You're part of me still
The Misheard: Though we're apart You butter me still
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