The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter; not fit to; The picture kept will remind me.
The Misheard: Don't call me daughter; not fit to;The paper-clip will remind me.
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Real Lyric: "...when love makes this sound, babe"
The Misheard: "...when Love makes a salad"
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Real Lyric: I'll make it in my own sweet time
The Misheard: Naked in my own sweet time
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Real Lyric: Best of all, I've got my baby
The Misheard: Best of all, I've got my belly
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Real Lyric: That girl--like somethin' off a poster
The Misheard: That girl is the gun in my toaster
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Real Lyric: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride
The Misheard: I want you to love me, like I'm a hot dog
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Real Lyric: I don't need a parachute Baby, if I've got you
The Misheard: I don't need a pair of shoesBaby, if I've got you
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Real Lyric: Let the choir sing!
The Misheard: Level crossing!
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Real Lyric: Picked her up in my 88
The Misheard: Pig threw up in my 88
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Real Lyric: Haven't you heard It's a battle of words, The poster bearer cried.
The Misheard: Haven't you heardIt's a battle of words,And most of them are lies.
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