The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: this right here is my pretty boy swag
The Misheard: this right here is my pretty butt sweat
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Real Lyric: Shawty Imma only tell you this once, you the illest
The Misheard: Shawty Imma only tell you this once, you the ear-less
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Real Lyric: "Well I pick up all the pieces and make an island"
The Misheard: "Well I pick up all the pieces of bacon I had"
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Real Lyric: I gotta scream my phone calls
The Misheard: I gotta scream my balls off
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Real Lyric: You're built like a car you've got a hup cap diamond star halo
The Misheard: You're built like a caryou've got a hup cap dinosaur halo
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Real Lyric: To Las Vegas or Monaco
The Misheard: some lost papers from long ago
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Real Lyric: Blame the family blame the bully Maybe he needed to be wanted
The Misheard: Blame the familyblame the policeMaybe he needed to be wanted
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Real Lyric: I like to dream yes, yes right between my sound machine...
The Misheard: I like to dream yes, yes right between the summer sheets...
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Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter; not fit to; The picture kept will remind me.
The Misheard: Don't call me daughter; not fit to;The paper-clip will remind me.
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Real Lyric: "...when love makes this sound, babe"
The Misheard: "...when Love makes a salad"
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