The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I like opening doors Picking up her hanky off the floor Treat her like a lady
The Misheard: Now I like chicken and nose pickingHer hanky's on the floorTreat her like a lady
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Real Lyric: people = s**t
The Misheard: People eat horse s**t
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Real Lyric: Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
The Misheard: Well, ate a little dynamite an hour ago
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Real Lyric: I'm in the club and I'm sipping that bub.
The Misheard: I'm in the club and I'm sicking up blood.
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Real Lyric: Dear diary
The Misheard: Deep diahorrea
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Real Lyric: Shake your rudebox
The Misheard: Shake your rhubarb
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Real Lyric: Won't come across, Even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day
The Misheard: Won't come acrossEven rockets and moss!It's hard t'be Doris Day.
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Real Lyric: Assassin
The Misheard: A sausage
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Real Lyric: Would you live each moment like your last, leave old pictures in the past?
The Misheard: Would you live each moment like your last,rnleave old b**thes in the past?
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Real Lyric: Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
The Misheard: Your Picture makes you look pretty ugly
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