The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My flag boy and your flag boy Sitting by the fire My flag boy says to your flag boy "I'm gonna set your flag on fire"
The Misheard: My fat boy and your fat boySitting by the fireMy fat boy says to your fat boy"I'm gonna set your fat on fire"
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche another boner in the night
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Real Lyric: And I'm filled to the top with fear That it's all just a bunch of matter
The Misheard: Then I fell to the top of the stairsAnd it's all just a munch of matter
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Real Lyric: Dance Hall Days
The Misheard: Dance Hall Daze
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Real Lyric: Cooler than the red dress
The Misheard: Hoovering in a red dress
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Real Lyric: Strawberry Fields Forever
The Misheard: Strawberry Feelings Forever
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Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
The Misheard: He just smiled and gave me a bit of a sandwich
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer tony danza
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Real Lyric: I want to talk like lovers do
The Misheard: I want to talk like llamas do
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Real Lyric: Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds
The Misheard: Where's the streetwise earth police to fight the rising arms
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