The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Pause, fold, contort, all your friends.
The Misheard: Buttf**k a dog, and your friends.
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Real Lyric: Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
The Misheard: Nellie the elephant back to front
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Real Lyric: Past three o'clock, on a cold and frosty morning,
The Misheard: Pass me the frogs, on a cold and frosty morning,
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Real Lyric: I'll have to tell her, tell her tonight, yeah!
The Misheard: I'll have Nutella, Nutella tonight, yeah!
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Real Lyric: Surfing on a rocket
The Misheard: Sucking on a monkey
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Real Lyric: I bless the rain down in Africa
The Misheard: I kissed the rain now I'm in America
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Real Lyric: Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns.
The Misheard: Incense Pepermints Doublemint joy, who cares who smells....
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Real Lyric: Dirty Diana, whoa
The Misheard: They think I got no nose
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Real Lyric: Leave old pictures in the past
The Misheard: Leave old b**thes in the past.
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Real Lyric: Deprecate, repudiate, ameliorate, adjudicate
The Misheard: Defecate, repudiate, ameliorate, adjudicate
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