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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Material Girl

    Real Lyric: Living in a material world

    The Misheard: Living in cheerio balls

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    Artist: Cake

    Song: Short Skirt, Long Jacket

    Real Lyric: I want a girl with the right allocations

    The Misheard: I want a girl with the right eye locations

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: Feel the beat ...not sure..

    The Misheard: Beat your meat by the fax machine.

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    Artist: Kim Carnes

    Song: Bette Davis Eyes

    Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes

    The Misheard: She's got very dangerous eyes

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    Artist: Steve Winwood

    Song: Higher Love

    Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love; where's that higher love I've been thinking of?

    The Misheard: Bring me a hired love; it's that hired love I've been thinking of!

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Soldier

    Real Lyric: I need a soldier That ain't scared to stand up for me Known to carry big things, if you know what I mean

    The Misheard: I need a soldierThat ain't scared to stand up for meNo Caribbean queens, if you know what I mean

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    Artist: Kenny Loggins

    Song: I'm Alright

    Real Lyric: I'm alright

    The Misheard: Amber light

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    Artist: Chilliwack

    Song: My Girl (Gone,Gone,Gone)

    Real Lyric: Gone,gone gone,she been gone so long, I said gone gone gone so long

    The Misheard: Dong dong dong, my dong's so long, I said my dong dong dong's so long

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    Artist: Jerry Jeff Walker

    Song: Mr. Bojangles

    Real Lyric: mr bo jangles

    The Misheard: mr bone dangles

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    Artist: Cat Stevens

    Song: Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

    Real Lyric: But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good

    The Misheard: But I'm just a soldier, whose inentions are good....

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