The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want your love Let's break the walls between us
The Misheard: I'm nuts in love Let's pray for warm potatoes
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Real Lyric: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
The Misheard: It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do
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Real Lyric: Hey, don't write yourself off yet.
The Misheard: Hey, don't rot yourself away.
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Real Lyric: The atom of Eden was a bomb
The Misheard: The Adam of Eden was a bum
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Real Lyric: Going To California with an aching in my heart.
The Misheard: Going to California with a pigpen in my heart.
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Real Lyric: He's got the fire and he walks with it He's got the fire and he talks with it
The Misheard: He's got the flyer, and he walks with a face, He's got the fire, and he talks with faith
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Real Lyric: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
The Misheard: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the amputee
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Real Lyric: You're gonna miss me by my talk, oh
The Misheard: You're gonna miss me by my taco
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Real Lyric: Give us this day our daily bread...
The Misheard: Give us our stale and daily bread...
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Real Lyric: And lead us not into temptation...
The Misheard: And lead a snot into temptation...
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