The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jive talkin' telling me lies
The Misheard: Jive talking to blueberry pie
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Real Lyric: "With your eyes of porcelain and of blue,they shock me into sense."
The Misheard: "With your eyes of porcelain and of blue, they shot my innocence."
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning out this fuse of pair-a-gnome
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Real Lyric: When I look in your eyes, there's no stoppin' me, I want the Don Joey Crack on top of me
The Misheard: One look in your eyes, there's no stoppin' me, I want the ganja and crack on top of me
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Real Lyric: Chorus and all of the rest are really down in the ratings first verse out in the cold, like a bundle of coal, little packets of darkness, wanting to grow,
The Misheard: Chorus oneand all of the rest are really down with the ladiesFirst verseout in the cold, with a promise of gold, little packets of dollar bills, waiting to go.
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Real Lyric: This rage that lasts a thousand years.
The Misheard: This rain that lasts a thousand years
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Real Lyric: Love lead us, she will lead us
The Misheard: Lolita's sheep will lead us
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Real Lyric: Don't throw your hand in
The Misheard: Don't blow your hair
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Real Lyric: When I'm dancing with you, tomorrow doesn't matter
The Misheard: When I need two minutes more it doesn't matter
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