The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
The Misheard: I ate the sharpest tool in the shed
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants some presto magic
The Misheard: Everybody wants a breast of magic
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Real Lyric: Shot throught the heart and you're to blame
The Misheard: Shopping again and you're too late
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Real Lyric: I need her so bad
The Misheard: My knee hurts so bad!
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Real Lyric: Just gimmie every inch of you love
The Misheard: Jimi Hendrix, sunshine of your love
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Real Lyric: ...like Lady Godiva
The Misheard: ...like dating a diver
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Real Lyric: Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket
The Misheard: Billy left his home with his daughter in his pocket
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Real Lyric: Oh baby, just you shut your mouth
The Misheard: Oh baby, just you shut your mouse
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Real Lyric: That sickly scent is always, always there.
The Misheard: That second scent is always, always there.
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Real Lyric: Et in terra pax hominibus
The Misheard: And a terrapin in a minibus
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