The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Later on we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire"
The Misheard: "Later on we'll count spiders, as they scream by the fire"
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face
The Misheard: p-p-p-Poke her face Fu-fu-f*ck her face
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Real Lyric: Go with it! Go with it! Jam!
The Misheard: Go Vanillie! Go Vanillie! Jam!
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die...
The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
The Misheard: I want your lettuce starting kissing the sand
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Real Lyric: "Beware all those angels with their wings glued on"
The Misheard: "Beware all those asians with their wigs glued on"
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Real Lyric: Theres a sign on a window, that he struck you- a crescendo Annie
The Misheard: And the sound of the wisdom, Danny struck you, i could s**t nobody
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Real Lyric: Do you come from a land down under?
The Misheard: Little C*nt from a land down under
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Real Lyric: I don't want to sit on the pavement while you fly But I will, I will, oh yes I will
The Misheard: I don't want to s**t on the pavement while you flyrnBut I will, I will, oh yes I willrn
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Real Lyric: Beat so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
The Misheard: Feet so big I'm stepping on leprechauns
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