The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue (Ba Da Bee)
The Misheard: I'm blue I was beat up and died
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Real Lyric: F*ck your Mitsubishi
The Misheard: F*ck your little bishie
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Real Lyric: Sleep with one eye open
The Misheard: Sleep with every woman
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Real Lyric: Our only goal will be the western shore
The Misheard: Our only goal will be a wasted show
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Real Lyric: Lost prophets cry of doom, what are the possibilities
The Misheard: More profits try to do and other possibilities
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Real Lyric: "Sadly in search of, and one step in back of, themselves & their slow-moving dreams."
The Misheard: "Sadly to Sir John, one step & bygone, themselves & their slow-moving dreams."
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Real Lyric: Sergeant-major told Jet to always love me
The Misheard: Darth Vader told Jet to always love me
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Real Lyric: In the meadow we can build a snowman And Pretend that he is Parson Brown (Second verse: And pretend that he's a circus clown)
The Misheard: In the meadow we can build a snowmanAnd pretend that he's the Boston clown
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Real Lyric: ALMOST PARADISE We're knocking on heaven's door ALMOST PARADISE How could we ask for more? I swear that I can see forever in your eyes Paradise
The Misheard: Almost ParalyzedI'm knocking down Heaven's DoorAlmost ParalyzedHow could He ask for more?I swear that I can see a letter in your liesParalyzed
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Real Lyric: And I'll lie too and say I dont mind And as we seek so shall we find And when you're feeling open I'll still be here
The Misheard: I and lock two-ity I dont mindas we seek our shadowy bindI went into a theater, I'll still be here
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