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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Cops Are Wearing Chains

    Real Lyric: If you had the time to lose An open mind and time to choose Would you care to take a look Or can you read me like a book Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Can I tempt you, come with me Be Devil may care fulfill your dream If I said I'd take you there Would you go, would you be scared Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Don't be afraid, you're safe with me Safe as any soul could be...Honestly Just let yourself go Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Like a wolf in sheep's clothing You try to hide your deepest sins Of all the things that you've done wrong And I know where you belong Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Make you an offer you can't refuse You've only got your soul to lose Eternally...Let yourself go! Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught now in two minds...oh oh

    The Misheard: Have your Ham , a tie too loosean open mic & tigers goose Woodchuck care attack & lootor can you ream me Micheal's bookTide is always only a mudslideThyme is only a Messiah Gotta denture Comet me ! Your devil made ham

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: Caught Somewhere in Time

    Real Lyric: Caught somewhere in time

    The Misheard: Cops are wearing chains

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    Artist: Luke Bryan

    Song: Someone Else Calling You Baby

    Real Lyric: It’s driving me crazy, This bein in the dark .

    The Misheard: It's driving me crazy, just peeing in the dark.

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    Artist: Soundgarden

    Song: Burden in My Hand

    Real Lyric: I shot my love today

    The Misheard: I shot my load today

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    Artist: Sum 41

    Song: Fat Lip

    Real Lyric: Don't count on me, to let you know when Don't count on me, I'll do it again

    The Misheard: Go down on me, I'll let you know whenGo down on me, and do it again

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

    Real Lyric: They make me do push-ups in drag

    The Misheard: They make me do push-ups and track

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: St. Anger

    Real Lyric: I'm madly in anger with you!

    The Misheard: I'm barely in anger with you!

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: 1999

    Real Lyric: I got a lion in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar.

    The Misheard: I got a line in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar.

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: If I Could Turn Back Time

    Real Lyric: Words are like weapons they wound sometimes

    The Misheard: Words are like whale bones they move sometimes

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Sugar, We're Going Down

    Real Lyric: Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

    The Misheard: Trabajar, break a nail, and when you're sleeping in then you're sleeping for the wrong team

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