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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Luke Bryan

    Song: Someone Else Calling You Baby

    Real Lyric: It’s driving me crazy, This bein in the dark .

    The Misheard: It's driving me crazy, just peeing in the dark.

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    Artist: Soundgarden

    Song: Burden in My Hand

    Real Lyric: I shot my love today

    The Misheard: I shot my load today

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    Artist: Sum 41

    Song: Fat Lip

    Real Lyric: Don't count on me, to let you know when Don't count on me, I'll do it again

    The Misheard: Go down on me, I'll let you know whenGo down on me, and do it again

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison

    Real Lyric: They make me do push-ups in drag

    The Misheard: They make me do push-ups and track

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: St. Anger

    Real Lyric: I'm madly in anger with you!

    The Misheard: I'm barely in anger with you!

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: 1999

    Real Lyric: I got a lion in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar.

    The Misheard: I got a line in my pocket, and baby, he's ready to roar.

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: If I Could Turn Back Time

    Real Lyric: Words are like weapons they wound sometimes

    The Misheard: Words are like whale bones they move sometimes

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Sugar, We're Going Down

    Real Lyric: Drop a heart, break a name We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

    The Misheard: Trabajar, break a nail, and when you're sleeping in then you're sleeping for the wrong team

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Under Pressure

    Real Lyric: Turned away from it all like a blind man Sat on a fence but it don't work

    The Misheard: Turned away from it all like a blind manSon-of-a-b*tch, what a dumb f*ck

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    Artist: Brandy

    Song: Love Is On My Side

    Real Lyric: I sit here and wonder why

    The Misheard: I severely wonder why

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