The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a
The Misheard: B-b-b-bad, bad, bad, ba-bad Joanna-anna.
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Real Lyric: Runnin' around like a clown on purpose
The Misheard: Runnin' around like a cloud on purpose
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Real Lyric: I left my baby and I feel so bad, I guess my race is run.
The Misheard: I left my baby and I feel so bad, I kissed my mason dump.
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Real Lyric: You have to show them that you're really not scared.
The Misheard: You have the shoulder that you're really not scared.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
The Misheard: The algeboop has a devil for a son, poor me, poor me, poor me!
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Real Lyric: Mandylion without a face
The Misheard: Chameleon without a face
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Real Lyric: May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright.
The Misheard: Male gays, male gays, male gays are merry and bright.
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Real Lyric: Evil woman.
The Misheard: Weasel woman.
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Real Lyric: Ah, Mater, Want Jet To Always Love Me?
The Misheard: I'll mate her. Want Chass to always love me.
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Real Lyric: Band on the run Band on the run And the jailer man and Sailor Sam Were searching every one
The Misheard: Banana rumBanana rumAnd the jammer ham and Salad SamWere scorching in the sunFor that banana rum
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