The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I left my baby and I feel so bad, I guess my race is run.
The Misheard: I left my baby and I feel so bad, I kissed my mason dump.
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Real Lyric: You have to show them that you're really not scared.
The Misheard: You have the shoulder that you're really not scared.
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
The Misheard: The algeboop has a devil for a son, poor me, poor me, poor me!
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Real Lyric: Mandylion without a face
The Misheard: Chameleon without a face
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Real Lyric: May your days, may your days, may your days be merry and bright.
The Misheard: Male gays, male gays, male gays are merry and bright.
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Real Lyric: Evil woman.
The Misheard: Weasel woman.
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Real Lyric: Ah, Mater, Want Jet To Always Love Me?
The Misheard: I'll mate her. Want Chass to always love me.
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Real Lyric: Band on the run Band on the run And the jailer man and Sailor Sam Were searching every one
The Misheard: Banana rumBanana rumAnd the jammer ham and Salad SamWere scorching in the sunFor that banana rum
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Real Lyric: If you had the time to lose An open mind and time to choose Would you care to take a look Or can you read me like a book Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Can I tempt you, come with me Be Devil may care fulfill your dream If I said I'd take you there Would you go, would you be scared Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Don't be afraid, you're safe with me Safe as any soul could be...Honestly Just let yourself go Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Like a wolf in sheep's clothing You try to hide your deepest sins Of all the things that you've done wrong And I know where you belong Time is always on my side Time is always on my side Make you an offer you can't refuse You've only got your soul to lose Eternally...Let yourself go! Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time...oh oh Caught somewhere in time Caught somewhere in time Caught now in two minds...oh oh
The Misheard: Have your Ham , a tie too loosean open mic & tigers goose Woodchuck care attack & lootor can you ream me Micheal's bookTide is always only a mudslideThyme is only a Messiah Gotta denture Comet me ! Your devil made ham
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Real Lyric: Caught somewhere in time
The Misheard: Cops are wearing chains
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