The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My gold on the ceiling
The Misheard: My home on the ceiling
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Real Lyric: Deliver your children to the good good life. Give 'em peace and shelter and a fork and knife.
The Misheard: Deliver your children to the good good life. Give 'em peas and sugar and a f****ng knife.
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus, Venus
The Misheard: We're heading for Venus penis
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Real Lyric: Threw away my old clothes, got myself a better wardrobe
The Misheard: Threw away my papers, got me safer than a wardrobe
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Real Lyric: So I don't care if your legs start achin'
The Misheard: So I don't care if your eggs are bacon
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Real Lyric: shoot my heat into your body and give you all my size
The Misheard: shoot my heat into your butthead and give you all my socks
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Real Lyric: And offers comin' over the phone
The Misheard: And old folks comin' over the phone
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus
The Misheard: I'm your penis
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Real Lyric: You gotta go - you got a date now Yeah I know - should not be late now
The Misheard: You gotta go - you got a date now Yeah I know - to copulate now
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Real Lyric: Hardcore soft porn
The Misheard: Hot girls are poor
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