The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Little red Corvette!
The Misheard: Living co-ed!
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Real Lyric: With eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus
The Misheard: With eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a Shar-Trans microbus
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Real Lyric: Everyone jump upon the Peace Train Come on now, Peace Train.
The Misheard: Everyone pluck on the G string Come on now, G string.
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Real Lyric: but the kid is not my son
The Misheard: but Janet is not my son
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Real Lyric: Making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: Making love to his tonic Aunt Gin
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Real Lyric: Only fools rush in
The Misheard: Only fools wear sheep
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Real Lyric: Walk with me and maybe
The Misheard: Walk with Megan baby
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Real Lyric: Popped a molly, I'm sweating woo Popped a molly, I'm sweating woo
The Misheard: Hot Tamale, I'm sweating woo Hot Tamale, I'm sweating woo
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish someone up there will find me.
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish someone will pillow fight me.
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Real Lyric: "... Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go. Say it real loud if you fly; If you leave me you're out of your mind."
The Misheard: "... Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go. Say it real loud if you're black; If you leave me you're out of your mind."
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