The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna hold em like they do in Texas please
The Misheard: I wanna hold em like they do with Texas Pete
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Real Lyric: I would catch a granaid for ya stick my hand on a blade for ya jump in front of a train for ya
The Misheard: I would catch some champagne for yasnach some off ov a plane for ya you no I will do any thing for ya
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Real Lyric: out of the winter came a war horse of steel
The Misheard: out of the winter came a walrus seal
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Real Lyric: How Bizarre, How Bizzare
The Misheard: Parmesan, Parmesan
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Real Lyric: When I needed sunshine, I got rain.
The Misheard: When I needed sunshine on my brain.
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Real Lyric: Two silhouettes on the shade.
The Misheard: The suet on the shade.
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Real Lyric: Who built the ark? Noah! Noah! Who built the ark? Brother Noah built the ark.
The Misheard: Who built the art? No one! No one! Who built the art? Rather no one built the art.
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Real Lyric: My friends are there's a ghost in this room
The Misheard: My friends are lesbians in this room
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Real Lyric: B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a
The Misheard: B-b-b-bad, bad, bad, ba-bad Joanna-anna.
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Real Lyric: Runnin' around like a clown on purpose
The Misheard: Runnin' around like a cloud on purpose
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