The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I feel like a lovin' you; love you such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing
The Misheard: I feel like lovin' you; love you such a sweet thing, good enough to beat thing
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Real Lyric: Early morning, she wakes up With a knock, knock, knock on her door It's time for make up, perfect smile It's you they're all waiting for
The Misheard: Every morning, she wakes upKnock knock, who is at the door?It's time to wake up, it's been a whileShe hopes that they won't break the door
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Real Lyric: Freedom Freedom Freedom You gotta give for what you take
The Misheard: FreedomFreedomFreedomKeep forgetting what you say
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Real Lyric: I've had a little bit too much, much All of the people start to rush, start to rush by How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone What's going on on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance
The Misheard: I think I drank a little too much,All the people start to brush, brushing up nowBeautiful minds ahead, spark up that bad romanceWhere are my knees, I hit the floor, floorWhat's going on by the door,I love this record babe but i ca
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Real Lyric: When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk
The Misheard: We be sober cause our grammies they be actin like they drunk
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Real Lyric: So he stuck his middle finger to the world
The Misheard: so he stuck his little finger to the world
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Real Lyric: Facing twenty thousand of your friends
The Misheard: Facing twenty thousand love affairs
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Real Lyric: let's make this last forever
The Misheard: kiss my ass forever
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Real Lyric: And this bird you cannot change
The Misheard: Candice Bergen cannot change
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Real Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.
The Misheard: Reached down between my legs; he's a sleazebag.
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