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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Springsteen, Bruce

    Song: Brilliant Disguise

    Real Lyric: Is that you baby, or just a brilliant disguise?

    The Misheard: Is that you baby, or just a brick in disguise?

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    Artist: Bing Crosby

    Song: Mele Kalikimaka

    Real Lyric: Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you.

    The Misheard: Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way to say Merry Christmas to you.

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    Artist: Cyndi Lauper

    Song: All Through the Night

    Real Lyric: And once it starts, the meter clicks, and it goes running on through the night.

    The Misheard: And once it starts, the meat eats some plants, and it goes running on through the night

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: Down In It

    Real Lyric: I was up above it

    The Misheard: I was at my buddy's.

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    Artist: They Might Be Giants

    Song: Don't Lets Start

    Real Lyric: N, do I need Apostrophe T, need this torture?

    The Misheard: And do I need a bus to redeem me, distortion.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Ziggy Stardust

    Real Lyric: Making love with his ego

    The Misheard: Making love with mosquitos

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dream On

    Real Lyric: Sing with me, sing for the year sing for the laughter, sing for the tear sing with me, if it's just for today

    The Misheard: Sing women, sing for the earSing for the left, and sing volunteerSingle women, but just for today

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    Artist: Shakira

    Song: Waka Waka

    Real Lyric: (I actually don't know, it's not listed in any lyric websites. They just make weird sounds.)

    The Misheard: Bird love! Right? (Cola Cola)Bird love! Right? (Cola Cola)Bird love! Right? (Cola Cola)Bird love! Right? (Cola Cola)

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    Artist: Mumford And Sons

    Song: Sigh No More

    Real Lyric: Oh man is a giddy thing

    The Misheard: Old man is a guinea pig

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    Artist: Rise Against

    Song: Death Blossoms

    Real Lyric: We need a road to stay alive

    The Misheard: We eat the world to stay alive

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