The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You dont need me to show the way, girl
The Misheard: You dont meet me to show the weather
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Real Lyric: I'm beautiful in my way, cause God makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
The Misheard: Cause with some tooth decay, I have a cavity, I just hijacked a lady with a tourniquet
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Real Lyric: It's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gears
The Misheard: It's a halfass Ford and I'm shiftin gears
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Real Lyric: Ba ba ba, ba barbara ann
The Misheard: Bob bob bob, bob bought a ranch
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Real Lyric: Give us some funked-up music...
The Misheard: Give us some f*cked up Muzak...
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Real Lyric: Tell my wife I am trawling Atlantis
The Misheard: Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis
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Real Lyric: Abacab
The Misheard: I don't care...
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Real Lyric: Dansa med oss
The Misheard: Those tiny balls
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Real Lyric: You left a bad taste in my mouth, my sour patch kid!
The Misheard: You left a bad taste in my mouth, you sour cat s**t!
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Real Lyric: Dai guru deva om
The Misheard: Macaroon days-ah oh
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