The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The ferry across the waters to Dover
The Misheard: The ferry across the waters tipped over
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Real Lyric: Want your bad romance.
The Misheard: Watch out a rubber man!
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Real Lyric: That's what you get when you let your heart win
The Misheard: That's what you get when you melt your husband
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Real Lyric: We belong to the night, we belong to the thunder
The Misheard: We belong to the lake, we belong to the flounder
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Real Lyric: Living in a World so cold
The Misheard: Living in a world with no soap.
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Real Lyric: Jive talkin'
The Misheard: Jack doggin'
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Real Lyric: Give me back my alcohol
The Misheard: Give my back my Albert Hall
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Real Lyric: Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top
The Misheard: DC Dudes, bikinis on top
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Real Lyric: Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
The Misheard: Go spesh! Go special! Go special! (inaudible to my young ears)me.
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Real Lyric: False fault or a masterpiece.
The Misheard: It's wrong to m********e.
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