The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 33911 thru 33920 of 54134
Real Lyric: Fall through like change in the daylight
The Misheard: f**k you like changing the daylight
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note.
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked, my HMO checked
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Well no one told me about her how many people cried
The Misheard: Well no one told me about her how many people died
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: "Makes me big without you honey."
The Misheard: "m********e without you honey..."
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: our lips are sealed
The Misheard: abasabeel
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And all of us who are travelling by trap doors
The Misheard: And all of us who are travelling by tractors
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
The Misheard: Our mechanic guy laughs at a funeral
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Putting the gun down on the bedside table
The Misheard: Colin has conked out on the bedside table
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Come together, right now, over me.
The Misheard: Come together, right now, ovary.
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.