The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come onShake your rag doll, baby
The Misheard: Come on\Shake a reptile, baby
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Real Lyric: There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying the stairway to heaven
The Misheard: There's a lady who's sureHer clitoris is coldAnd she's buying the stairway to heaven
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Real Lyric: Heavy decibels are playing on my guitar
The Misheard: Help me there's a phantom playing on my guitar
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Real Lyric: I'll get him hot, show him what I got.
The Misheard: I'll get him high, show him what a guy.
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Real Lyric: But the class of '57 had its dreams.
The Misheard: But the class of '57 had extremes.
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Real Lyric: On my bubble dreams, bubble dreams
The Misheard: Oh, my vulva dreams, vulva dreams
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Real Lyric: It said Dear Reader, once a close friend of mine
The Misheard: It said Dear Rita, once a close friend of mine
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Real Lyric: Temptation eyes, looking through my my my soul
The Misheard: ...looking through my my my toe...looking through my my my door
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Real Lyric: You keep telling me That your time is always taken
The Misheard: You keep telling meThat your diamond's always stanking
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Real Lyric: Peek in the shadow Come into the light
The Misheard: The bigger the soundThe bigger the lie
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