The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I won't f**k us over, I'm Mr. November
The Misheard: I won't f**k her sober, I'm Mr. November
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Real Lyric: Gunpowder, gelatine
The Misheard: Got 500 jelly beans
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Real Lyric: Chica cha ha ha, chica cha ha ha
The Misheard: Chicken jumper, huh, chicken jumper
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Real Lyric: The bad boys are always catching my eye
The Misheard: The bad boys are always smacking my eye
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Real Lyric: It's black Friday! Paint the devil on the wall!
The Misheard: His butt\'s farting! But the devil ain\'t the one!
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Real Lyric: Just like the pied piper.
The Misheard: Just like violent vipers.
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Real Lyric: Du hast mich gefragt.
The Misheard: You hush, mister frog.
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Real Lyric: I'm not the man they think I am at home
The Misheard: A muscle man let me die in my home.
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Real Lyric: It's such a fine and natural sight
The Misheard: It's such a Friday matricide
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Real Lyric: Oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away
The Misheard: Oh we gon' chow down on LionelDon't care if he too far away
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