The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We were liberated from the fall that's all
The Misheard: We were liberated barnacles that's all
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Real Lyric: Did I stumble or falter my words?
The Misheard: Did I stumble or fall to my words?
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Real Lyric: 'Cause baby you're a firework Come on show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
The Misheard: 'Cause maybe you're afraid of wordsCome on, show 'em what your worstMake 'em go "eh.. eh.. ehh"
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Real Lyric: Hit me like a ray of sun...
The Misheard: Hit me like a raisin..
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Real Lyric: Love lies bleeding in my hand
The Misheard: Love that feeling in my hand
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Real Lyric: You and me and the war of the end-times
The Misheard: You and me and the war of the enzymes
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Real Lyric: It doesn't matter, 'bout the car I drive, what I wear around my neck.
The Misheard: It doesn't matter, 'bout the crocodile that I wear around my neck.
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Real Lyric: While you stare at your boots.
The Misheard: Alley oop, stare at your boobs.
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Real Lyric: Come the archers of hell
The Misheard: Come the armchairs of hell
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Real Lyric: What's it like to be a heretic?
The Misheard: What's it like to be a hairy tick?
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