The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Laughing and running hey hey
The Misheard: Laughing and running naked
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Real Lyric: I like the way you move
The Misheard: I like the smell of your hair
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Real Lyric: See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
The Misheard: Pee at girls, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
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Real Lyric: Do you live making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape?
The Misheard: Do you like making love at midnight, with a dude in a cape?
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Real Lyric: Basically what we're gonna do is dance
The Misheard: Basically bubblegum do his dance
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Real Lyric: So if I can shoot rabbits then I can shoot fascists.
The Misheard: So if I can shoot rabbitsthen why can't you fascists?
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Real Lyric: I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away. She's got a ticket to ri-hide, She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. She said that living with me Was bringing her down yeah. She would never be free When I was around. She's got a ticket to ri-hide, She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. Before she gets to saying goodbye, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away, yeah. Ah, she's got a ticket to ri-hide, She's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide, She's got a ticket to ride, But she don't care. I don't know why she ridin' so high, She ought to think twice, She ought to do right by me. ... She said that living with me, Was bringing her down, yeah. She would never be free When I was around...
The Misheard: This bar band in Candidasa (Bali) sang it as:I think I'm gonna be sad,Tickets today, yeah!Two got cotton de feetDown on the road, yeah(Chorus correct, god bless 'em)Sink down reeling in bedBringin' me down, yeah
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Real Lyric: Summer time and the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin, and the cotton is high. Your daddy's rich and your mama's good lookin' so hush little baby don't you cry One of these mornin's you gonna rise up singin ... But til that mornin' there's a nuthin' can harm you with mammy and daddy standin' by
The Misheard: This tourist bar band in Bali sang it as:Summer timewe be seein' fay easyFeets are jumpin'down by the sideDaddy's richand your mama she's smokin'so holler, baby,Don't you cryOne this mornin'You wa
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Real Lyric: this I know, for the Bible tells me so
The Misheard: the sign over the Bible tells me so
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Real Lyric: You will come to know When the bullet hits the bone
The Misheard: You'll be dead before the bullet hits the phone.
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