The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The shaving razor's cold, and it stings...
The Misheard: The sheet we raise is cold and it stinks...
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Real Lyric: Still by the firelight and purple moonlight. I hear the rested rivers call.
The Misheard: Stirred by the pond light, and Papa moonlight, I hear the rusted reversed call.
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Real Lyric: The way you're bathed in light...
The Misheard: The way you're beefed in light...
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Real Lyric: Another Park, another Sunday
The Misheard: Another pocket-belly Sunday
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Real Lyric: Just like a black girl should
The Misheard: Just like a bag of toast.
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Real Lyric: Temporarily out of gas.
The Misheard: Temporarily out of time.
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Real Lyric: Looking for my lost shaker and salt
The Misheard: Looking for my lost sugar and son
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Real Lyric: Sing it from the heart Sing it 'til you're nuts
The Misheard: Sing it from the heartSing it to your nuts
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Real Lyric: Awake on my airplane
The Misheard: Away go my airplane
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hundred children and a crop in the field.
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